SCIENTISTS ARE reportedly panicking over the disturbing discovery that the rate of radiological decay isn’t constant. It appears to fluctuate on a 33-day cycle, which, maybe not coincidentally, corresponds to… Read more »
GOOD NEWS from the FBI: 884 people were arrested over the last three days in a roundup of traffickers in child prostitutes. Also: the Vatican warns its bishops against a… Read more »
FRIDAY FROM the bunker: Bank of America stops all foreclosures, Glenn Beck takes time off for medical tests, the Vatican calls a special Mideast Assembly, and spirals make men sweat… Read more »